bananabuttmuffin: The best road rage I’ve ever seen was this girl screaming out of her car window “I hope you don’t fuck like you drive!” I still think about that sometimes.
tardisity: The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
I want to be seduced in a grammatically correct manner.– Me (via thestarsknoweverything) Two years later, I couldn’t agree with myself more. (via thestarsknoweverything)
snarg: truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like
the world: who's your favourite character
me: that one
the world: but they're the villain
the world: are you going to argue that they're misunderstood?
me: nope, they're actually quite evil
me: and psychopathic
me: and murderous
me: they remind me of myself
That awkward moment when your boyfriend forgets...
Boyfriend: Oh shit, I can't find my penis. I think I left it at my parents' house.
Me: ...Have fun explaining packers to your brother and hoping your mom doesn't find it first.
I was looking through my new "With The Beatles"...
viria: thewarblercry: bookworm94: teenagestereotypes: Take a look …Weeping Angels….With the Beatles? Well I guess that explains this: You have got to be KIDDING me! holy shit this is fucking horrifying
Did I reblog that already?
sodamnrelatable: Screw it, I’ll reblog it again.
Who came up with kisses? The very first kiss must...
laugh-addict: “What are you doing to my face?” “Just trust me on this one”
Paigie: adventurouschase: psilentasincjelli: If I... →
adventurouschase: psilentasincjelli: If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with…
waywardheroine: fivem0nths: The fact that I have not had sex in a year is fucking stupud.
Some profanity I'd like to hear more often:
aidanturnerfrustration: tittybasket: 1800chokethath0e: lucatastrophe: “For the sake of fuck” “For shitting out loud” “For the fuck of God” “Don’t go fucking yourself in the foot” “I hope I don’t fuck the toaster on this” “Fuckwad” “Cocktard” “Shitbeak” “Cuntsteak” “Dunderfuck” cuntsteak i’m gonna use that one. These are magical, and I need to not fuck some toasters today I...
10-roses: thedancinggallifreyan: littlelionheartedqueen: if the tardis is infinite with infinite rooms then maybe we’re all in the tardis and don’t even know it MAYBE OUR ENTIRE UNIVERSE IS ONE ROOM IN THE TARDIS